Somewhere In Minnesota...
Somewhere in Minnesota, a village is missing it's idiot. Check out how Al Franken decides to use the time allotted to him to interview Sotomayor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjiwI_S2qpc
Then it dawned on me, will an idiot really be missed in Minnesota? Remember 1984?

That's right. Minnesota, the only state dumb enough to go for Walter Mondale. Matter of fact, isn't that the State slogan? Or is Minnesota the Pink Boa Governor State?
I can't stress this enough, folks. Why are these people still allowed to vote? Scratch that, why are they still in our Union? I know it's cold up there in Minnesota, but next winter maybe you guys should find a better passtime than sitting around the bong playing Super Mario Bros. Seriously, it's one thing when you guys have to deal with the idiots you put out there. It is quite another when the rest of the Country does. Can't we just give the dump to Canada? I mean sure, then we would miss... can't think of anything. And while I'm on the subject...
What does a city that doesn't thaw out until mid August need? Exactly! An open air ballpark. I know you guys call the walls at the Metrodome "baggies", but there was a reason why you had a roof on that hole. Eskimos won't go to that park for the season opener. You know who will? Exactly! People who vote for Walter Mondale and Al Franken.
Someone needs to start a campaign to give that mid-western rat hole to Canada. Sure, they won't want it, but what the heck are they going to do about it? We're talking about a Country who's air force is a Mountie with a hot air balloon and a half dozen flying squirrels. Let them go be an embarrassment to the old Maple Leaf for awhile. Or at least, for crying out loud, rescind their right to vote. They have certainly proven their absolute incompetence at electing anything higher than the court jester.






